Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Get rich quick scheme #987987

OK, so i was thinking to myself the other day, what avenue haven't the collectable-collaboration-hipster-sneaker-all-over-print-t-shirt crowd already covered in their bloodthirsty quest to fleece millions out of middle class suburban teens, West Hollywood douchebags and Williamsburg dorks? I want my money for nothin and my chicks for free too, ya know.


Then it hit me.

Baked goods.

That's right, coming Spring 2007 will be the BOPSET limited edition chocolate cupcake with white frosting and a red cherry colorway. I'm only making 24, so rather than have you all camp outside my apartment for 4 weeks until they drop, I'm just going to put them straight on ebay so you can bid big dollars to your hearts content to taste one of my handcrafted (by a 7 year old in Taiwan) chocolate baked treats. This time next week you should be seeing my picture on all the blogs partying it up with Nick Tershay and all the other elite money makers in the hipster scene.

Eat my dust.

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